Linux Virus

After LCA'06, lots of the delegates have come down with a horrible disease or something, on the irc channel there have been a few quotes like:

[Gman-] 'First Linux Virus wipes out several geeks'
[Remosi] Gman-, 'first linux virus threatens developers'
[pfenwick] I can see a new keynote for next year:  Linux Virus
          counter-measures: How soap can improve your computing
          experience.
[jk-] s/soap/SOAP/

Well. I thought it was funny. :)