Linux Virus

After LCA'06, lots of the delegates have come down with a horrible disease or something, on the irc channel there have been a few quotes like:
[Gman-] 'First Linux Virus wipes out several geeks'
[Remosi] Gman-, 'first linux virus threatens developers'
[pfenwick] I can see a new keynote for next year: Linux Virus
counter-measures: How soap can improve your computing
[jk-] s/soap/SOAP/
Well. I thought it was funny. :)